so i have a theory: i think that the platypus was originally a duck. it had feathers and quacked and laid eggs, and was born around the same time as the first set of mammals right after the dinosaurs got nuked. one day, this duck got sat on and squished by a mammoth. when God went to look for the duck, He couldn't find it and thought it got lost, so He created another duck to replace it. then the mammoth stood up.
the end. :)
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